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Gifts for crazy fun
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The Laffun HeadslM will hang on the wall of your fun-room for
hours of uproarious fun.
OPERATION: When you pull down men's ties-or woman's pen–
dant-they spit water at you. stick our their tongues, roll their eyes
and convulse into about 20 seconds of insane laughter!
CONSTRUCTION: High-impact molded plastic with fabric hats or
scarves. Wall-mounting device. About 7x6 inches. Clothes colors may
vary. Uses I "C" battery (not included: order on pg.380}. Made in Korea.
(Al Our Alpine Yodeler is a real cuckoo! More yodel than laugh.
53 T 3547-Ship. wt. I lb. 6 oz.
. .. 19.99
(B} Ask the Jolly Chef " What's cookin'?" and see what happens!
53 T 3518-Ship. wt. I lb. 6 oz. . .
. . . . . ........ 19.99
(C} A real clown, and the laugh's on you!
53 T 3533- Ship. wt. I lb. 6 oz. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . .. 19.99
(D} He's an old, old man; ugly and rude, but fun!
53 T 3526- Ship. wt. I lb. 6 oz.
. . . . . . . . . .
. .19.99
(E) May be as ugly as sin, but our crazy lady is a delight.
53 T 3527-Ship.
wt.
I lb. 6 oz. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. .. 19.99
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Squeeze the Green Weenie. Eyes will pop and tongue will wag.
Sure to be a popular diversion at your next party. The Green
Weenie is about 6l'i inches long. Made of flexible plastic.
53 T 3620-Ship. wt. 3 oz. . .
. ... .3.99
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Just squeeze Obie's tummy and he sticks everything out. With a
little practice, you can perfect a one-ilye squeeze. a two-eyes-and–
a-nose squeeze. or when you've really.had it,
dp
it all! Made of flexible
plastic. About 5 inches tall.
53 T 3352- Ship. wt. 3 oz. . . . . . . .
.3·,99
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Meet the Nurd. After a bad day. punch him out. If you don't like his
looks. yank his ears. When frustrations get your goat. stretch the
heck outta Nurd. Plastic. About 5l'ix4l'i inches.
53 T 3622-Ship. wt. 12 oz. .
. ........ .
. ..... .. ..... 9.95
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Throw a kiss with this! Pillow makes authentic kissing sounds when
tossed. Shaped in the form of sweet lips. Plush. soft material.
About 9x6l'i inches deep. Uses I "C" battery (not included; order on
page 380}.
53 T 3621-Ship. wt. 8 oz...
.. 14.95
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The Uncorker gift-pack gives you two handy devices-an easy-to–
use Uncort<er unit that makes even the most stubborn wine cort<s
pop out with one twist; and, the Stop-Pourer that opens to pour,
closes to store. For wine fans everywhere.
53 T 3667-Ship.
wt.
IO oz. . . .
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. ... 4.95
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Wards finest gift wrap set ties up the holiday season in bright fes–
tive colors.
INCLUDES: 120 sq. ft. gift wrap; one 30x30-in. roll oi printed foil, two
30x30-in. rolls solid color foil, nine 54x30-in. rolls of gravure printed.
heavyweight paper. 25 stick-on bows. 36 trims (tags and enclosure
cards). 80 ft. ¥•-in. ribbon in asst. colors.
53 T 2591 M-Ship. wt. 6 lbs.. . . . . . .
. . . . .14.99
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Wards classic gift wrap set has all you need to make gift-wrapping
a fun project for the holiday season.
INCLUDES: IOO sq. ft. of gift wrap; three 30x30-in. rolls of foilbrite,
seven 56x30-in. rolls gravure printed paper. 20 stick-on bows: 30 gift
trims (tags and enclosure cards}. 60 feet of
~-in.
ribbon in assorted
colors.
53 T 2554 M-Ship. wt. 4 lbs. . . . .
..... 8.99
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Set of 12 gift boxes are almost too beautiful to wrap!
INCLUDES: I robe size. 18xll x2l'i-in. 5 shirt size. 15xl0x2-in. 4
lingerie size, 12x9xll'i-in. 2 tie size 14x5xl%-in. Fold flat.
53 T 2599-Ship.
wt.
5 lbs. .
. ... 4.99
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Be the proud owner of a 38-foot yacht. Ahoy! One minute thar!
What's the catch? We're serious: this model yacht has 38 flesh–
colored feet attached to the hull. Get it now? Made of plastic.
7~
inches long. Comes with its own cardboard "shipping crate." Made in
Hong Kong. Look at Wards low price!
53 T 3322- Ship. wt. 8 oz.
. ..... 3.99
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Yes, you
can
afford a 38-foot sailboat in these hard times of
high interest rates and taxes. This has the same details as (N}.
above, so if you've read about that, you'll get the joke! Made in Hong
Kong.
53 T 3323- Ship. wt. 8 oz....
. .. 3.99
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Hide-a-SafeTM hanger is great for the traveling guy or gal. This
functional hanger doubles as a lockable safe for stashing your
jewelry, cash and valuables. Conceals under your clothes to thwart
thieves. Keeps drugs and medicines away from children. Set your own
combination number; no keys to lose.
53 T 3666-Ship. wt. 2 lbs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. .34.95
Child's 3-pc. place setting
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This delightful 3-piece place setting will help
make mealtime funtime for your little boy!
Ceramic pieces stack for storage. Includes cup,
soup bowl and plate. Made in Hong Kong.
53 T 3655-Ship.
wt.
I lb.............. set 8.99
Coaster .set
9
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Six cork-lined wooden coasters fit in–
side the nicely designed coaster chest
made of walnut-finished wood. An–
tiqued metal hardware. For your en–
joyment, a metal game board rests on
top of the coaster chest. Game board
allows you to play either chess or
checkers with miniature magnetized
pieces. Game board lifts up to reveal a
cork dart game that comes with 4
miniature darts. About
5l'ix5l'ix4~
inches. Made in Taiwan.
Ship. wt. I lb. 6 oz.
53 T 3661 . .
.9.95
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595
ire gauge
Silver-colored tire gauge looks like an expensive
pen. Comes in handsome gift case. Gives quick.
accurate tire pressure readings. Perfect for car.
truck or bike tires.
53 T 3664---Ship. wt. 8 oz. . . . .
. . .5.95
4mugs
849
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Enjoy a set of 4 classic nur-
sery rhyme mugs. Great for
children of all ages! Collection
includes characters from
" Humpty-Dumpty," " Jack n'
Jill," "The Owl and the Pus–
sycat," and " Hie Diddle Did–
dle." Each one is made of kiln–
baked ceramic to insure long–
lasting beauty. Made in Hong
Kong.
Ship. wt. 2 lbs. 8 oz.
53 T 3658 ... . . . . .. .set 8.49
Love
4"4
9
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Love picture frames join the
family together. In each
letter of the word, you can in–
sert your favorite phctograplls.
Dark-stained wood frames are
linked by a chain. Hanging loop
at top. Measures about 18
inches long overall. Nice on a
wall in your home or in your of–
fice. Made in Taiwan.
Ship
wt.
10 oz.
53 T 3657 . . . . . ........ 4.49
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Little girls love this bright. colorful 3-piece
place setting. Ceramic pieces stack for stor–
age. Includes cup. soup bowl and plate. Made in
Hong Kong.
53 T 3656-Ship. wt. I lb..
. . . . . . set 8.99
Portable voe
7
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Battery operation makes this little vac portable.
Great for the car or quick clean-ups around the
house. Upholstery brush, nozzle included. Uses 2
"C" batteries (not included: order on page 380}.
53 T 3662-Ship. wt. I lb. 2 oz.
. . 7.95
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